This is quite possibly the creepiest piece of movie tie-in merchandise -=EVER=-:
Yep. It's a sillhouette of Edward Cullen that you can slap on your wall to spy on you from the shadows as you sleep. That's right. It's almost as good as having an actual stalker. I don't believe it's an officially licensed item, but seems to be offered without the merest HINT of irony.
Please, PLEASE just put me out of my misery now. I'm not sure I can go on.
[via Topless Robot, who has another piece of Twilight merch that is NSFW, unless you work at Good Vibrations.]
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Update: Walking up to a stalker staring at you not enough? Why not have him stare at you in the shower, too!
9 comments:
I prefer to think of it as his charred remains after a very small, focused nuke went off.
Hahaha!!! Are you sure he wouldn't just sparkle really brightly when nuked?
eeeeeEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
*headdesk*
are you fucking kidding me?? why are we glorifying this creepy ass stalker????? why????????????
totally stealing this btw
well that's it. this absolutely proves once and for all that there is no god. or at least that any god is a sadistic, cruel, sexist one.
oh wait, that already is most people's god.
what is really fucked up is that it's actually sold out on that Etsy page. if I see that in anyone's room....
This has GOT to be photo shopped. Check out the left foot. It doesn't seem to bend with the baseboard trim. None-the-less...yikes!
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