Friday, August 21, 2009

Oh dear god, NO.

This is quite possibly the creepiest piece of movie tie-in merchandise -=EVER=-:
Yep. It's a sillhouette of Edward Cullen that you can slap on your wall to spy on you from the shadows as you sleep. That's right. It's almost as good as having an actual stalker. I don't believe it's an officially licensed item, but seems to be offered without the merest HINT of irony.

Please, PLEASE just put me out of my misery now. I'm not sure I can go on.

[via Topless Robot, who has another piece of Twilight merch that is NSFW, unless you work at Good Vibrations.]

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Update: Walking up to a stalker staring at you not enough? Why not have him stare at you in the shower, too!

9 comments:

ScottW said...

I prefer to think of it as his charred remains after a very small, focused nuke went off.

GreenishBlue said...

Hahaha!!! Are you sure he wouldn't just sparkle really brightly when nuked?

Kimbo Jones said...

eeeeeEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

FilthyGrandeur said...

*headdesk*

are you fucking kidding me?? why are we glorifying this creepy ass stalker????? why????????????

FilthyGrandeur said...

totally stealing this btw

[kɹeɪ̯ɡ̊] said...

well that's it. this absolutely proves once and for all that there is no god. or at least that any god is a sadistic, cruel, sexist one.

oh wait, that already is most people's god.

The Jovial Vanquisher of Prudes said...

what is really fucked up is that it's actually sold out on that Etsy page. if I see that in anyone's room....

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Rose, Tiff and Ben said...

This has GOT to be photo shopped. Check out the left foot. It doesn't seem to bend with the baseboard trim. None-the-less...yikes!