This is quite possibly the creepiest piece of movie tie-in merchandise -=EVER=-:
Yep. It's a sillhouette of Edward Cullen that you can slap on your wall to spy on you from the shadows as you sleep. That's right. It's almost as good as having an actual stalker. I don't believe it's an officially licensed item, but seems to be offered without the merest HINT of irony.
Please, PLEASE just put me out of my misery now. I'm not sure I can go on.
[via Topless Robot, who has another piece of Twilight merch that is NSFW, unless you work at Good Vibrations.]
Update: Walking up to a stalker staring at you not enough? Why not have him stare at you in the shower, too!