Thursday, July 30, 2009

Gary: Landlord of the Flies

Check out this HILARIOUSLY awesome blog from Gabe, who has been documenting his increasingly bizarre experience with a room rental (and now, it's aftermath) since first moving in at the beginning of June. Here's a taste of the awesomeness that is Stranger than Eviction, and be glad that Gary is not your landlord:
Upon returning from work on Wednesday, I find 2 cop cars parked in the driveway. The police inform me that when James returned from the hospital, he discovered his TV, laptop, and iPhone were all missing. When asked about this, Gary claimed he had no idea where they were. The police then found the TV in Gary’s garage. He admitted to having stole the TV, but said he had no idea where the laptop or phone was. They found the laptop under his bed. “Alright, I also stole the laptop, but I have no idea where the iPhone is.” The iPhone was then found in his desk drawer.

This is the first, and a prime example, of Gary’s inability to plan for future events. One could assume that after finding the TV, they would likely continue to search. Unless you have thought of a really unique hiding place, just fess up, because they’re probably going to check your desk and under your bed...

And it gets so much better/worse.

Since, as a blog, the newer posts are at the top, I'd recommend starting at the first post (currently, at the bottom of Page 3) and working your way to the newest post. You'll be reading it and laughing in sympathetic horror working hard at your job all afternoon.

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